I wrote this cheesy as fuck poem for my boyfriend because I can’t sleep
Whenever I fall asleep with you
I often have this feeling
Of extreme comfort and security
It might be your arms around me
Your breath in my hair
Lips pressed to the back of my head
Reminding me you’re there
But there’s a feeling hidden in me
A feeling you can’t know entirely
Unless you crawl into my chest
It’s the comfort and security of immortality
Because I know that if I don’t wake up
If I slip softly into heaven, if that’s real
Nothing would change
I’d still wake up beside you
I’d still kiss you awake
I’d still feel you
I would never know
6:39 am • 19 October 2014
I love my First Lady
Can you please tell her to tell her husband to stop killing muslims? Thanks
literally all she does is try to make the country “healthy” by giving students shitty school lunches like please do something else and help your husband fix the economy! *goes awf*
Imma need y’all to learn how the United States Government works. You don’t have to like her or the president but learn that they do not makes the decisions, they really do not have very much power, the president does not have the power to just snap his fingers and make shit happen or change things. You have to have 2/3 vote from congress to take a shit, let alone do anything having to do with government. The entire government was set up to make sure that exact thing could never happen, that is why there are 3 branches and that little thing called checks and balances.
In fact let me just break this down for y’all right here.
- President has 2 OFFICIAL jobs, Commander and Chief of the Armed Forces, but he only controls a limited amount of the funding for those troops (enough for 90 to 120 days) to engage these troops in combat. He CANNOT just declare war. only congress can declare war. The second, Accountant over the Federal Budget.
- He also is responsible for creating and balancing the national budget, but everything has to be approved by congress with a 2/3 vote.
- He signs bills into law, can veto them as well, however congress can override his veto.
- He assigns judges to the Supreme court, with the senates approval.
- He assigns foreign ambassadors, with the senates approval.
- he creates his own cabinet for people to research into areas that he might not have the time to, these are the only people who do not have to get approval from senate
- congress is made up of 535 people (100 senators 435 HoR) for any of them to come to 1 agreement has only happened once in the history of this country, and that was to go into WWII, and even that the house voted 434 to one (1st woman house of Representative she was from Maine too, she voted against WW1 and 2) and the judicial branch can call anything unconstitutional and kill it as well.
and if you think i’m lying you can literally google this shit in 2 seconds.
That tea is delicious
SAY THAT SHIT AGAIN!
I would love for people to remember this when they want to start blaming the president. Any president, though not all of them have had good ideas.
lemme get in here a sec.
The President needs a 2/3 vote in Congress to get practically anything done, right? Well currently, the 133th US Congress is split with 53 Democratic senators and 45 Republican senators and 201 Democratic representatives and 234 Republican representatives. That makes a pretty even split between the two major political parties. Ever since President Obama was elected into office, the Republicans have voted down every piece of legislation he’s attempted to pass, in an effort to pin him as the worst president in American history, so that they can go back to their white-washed elitist lives and keep all their hoarded money from the people. The President has been doing everything he can to change things, but he cannot do that without the approval of Congress. Remember that week-long shutdown we had? Yeah, that was because the Republicans weren’t getting exactly their way with the budget, so they decided to shut down the whole goddamn government until they got their way. The United States Government relies on compromise and agreement between the two parties, and we’re seriously lacking right now in that department.
So if you want to blame someone for our country’s issues, blame the goddamn Republicans for acting like tantrum-throwing two year olds.
11:45 pm • 18 October 2014 • 89,844 notes
I can’t decide if I should be a bat or retro Minnie Mouse (the blue skirt and little red hat version) for Halloween.
The bat costume would be;
-Little homemade hanger-and-black-pantyhose wings
-Black super-mini dress
-Black and white striped tights OR black garter and thigh highs
-Those adhesive vampire fangs that go right on your canines
The Minnie costume would be;
-Little hat off Etsy (I should order now if I really want it…)
-Homemade blue and white polka dot mini ruffle skirt
-Black sweetheart-style top
5:43 pm • 18 October 2014
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FUCKING DEAD DYING RIP ME IM A GONER
this is scary
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1:44 pm • 18 October 2014 • 210,868 notes
after reblogging this i opened up a card my great aunt gave me it has money in it
It could be a complete coincidence but I reblogged this yesterday and toda I fouund $40 at the fruit maket
#this is dumb#but i’m desperate
when you got nothing you got nothing to lose
I got a job after reblogging this !
I GOT 40$
I want to get hired by a certain company right now okay don’t judge me
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7:48 pm • 16 October 2014 • 327,695 notes
the wwf’s living planet report 2014, which discovered that we’ve lost half of all the world’s wildlife in the past fourty years, showed more specifically that the population of common dormice dropped by 43 percent between 1993 and 2010.
not only are dormice vulnerable to habitat loss, but they’re hesitant to cross open fields, and the grubbing out of hedgerows in recent decades has removed the wildlife corridors between woods that has allowed the dormice to move more freely to new habitat.
dormice have very specialized diets of berries and nuts, and with less habitat they are unable to seek out enough food to fatten up before their six month hibernation (which was featured in these two posts).
photos by (click pic) andrea zampatti, richard austin x, miroslav hlávko, bengt lundberg, david kjaer and ingo ardnt
7:47 pm • 16 October 2014 • 20,380 notes